Friday, November 19, 2010

HOW TO INSTALL A HUSBAND????!!

actually i want to upload my choc pic. hehehe..but i found this note from my bestfriend's fb. i think it's funny and maybe a lil bit true.. ;)


happy friday!


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Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0


In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as EPL (English PremierLeague) 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, Wrestling 5.6 and Golf Clubs 4.1.


Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.


What can I do?


Signed,

Desperate Housewive



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Dear Desperate Housewive:



First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.


Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.



But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.



Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.


Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).


Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.


In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.


We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie7.7.



Good Luck,

Tech Support


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heheheheheheh ;)



2 comments:

shima said...

hahaha... very interesting... nak upgrade pun ade software hehehe
p/s: shima follow awak

sheschocoholic said...

hi shima

hehehehehe..klaka kannn?? tq sbb follow sy.. ;)

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