Friday, November 19, 2010
My all alone dinner
Yeahh.. Bagus tuk orang yang nak diet n buang angin. Hehe..
Just potong roti panjang tu. Ikutla berapa banyak nak. Pastu sapukan mentega@butter,buh garlic n taburkan black papper. Aku tambah cheese cket. Hahaha.. Sikit je ye! ;)
Then bakarla for 5mins. Pastu dah leh ngap! Lagi sedap makan dengan sup campbell. Tapi aku amat MALAS nk buat walaupun just panaskan je yg dalam tin tu. Hehe..
Still sedap makan gitu garlic bread ni. Tak caya cuba buat! :D
I'm craving sumthing yg crunchy lately ni. Kata nak diet tapi haraaaammmm! Hampeh. Pas makan garlic bread tu pi bantai makan koko krunch dgn fresh milk lagik. Huuuu...
Camnilaa bila moOd tak stabil. Keje nak makaaaaaannnn jek! Nasib baik tak makan orang. ;) hehe
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HOW TO INSTALL A HUSBAND????!!
happy friday!
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as EPL (English PremierLeague) 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, Wrestling 5.6 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewive
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Dear Desperate Housewive:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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heheheheheheh ;)